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Best Crooked I Quotables?
« on: December 28, 2008, 08:35:59 PM »
I'm going to throw together a video on youtube showing the best Crooked I lyrics, metaphors, wordplay, punchlines, and any of his most impressive lines for anyone sleeping on him. I know alot of the best lines but just wondering what some of the best quotables that stood out in your heads?

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2008, 08:42:37 PM »
I use to paint pictures with my 16's, now I spit plasma big screens, look at the vivid scenes, detailed enough to see the rivets in his denim jeans. - Circle Gang Anthem, Block Obama 2

It's probably my favorite line.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2008, 08:44:19 PM by IM SO HOOOOOOOD »
"Nightmares of me leaving the earth reaching for heat, daydreams of me beatin' up beats."

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2008, 08:43:21 PM »
Ahh everytime someone asks me this question I go completely blank because there's so many to choose from, LOL. I'll get back to you.

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2008, 09:01:00 PM »
im dressed to kill why you think they call it a war drobe!

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 09:07:07 PM »
I think I know most of the best ones from every song but ya there are definitely way too many to choose from. I like that other dressed to kill one too that's like, "I'm dressed to kill, so if I look in the mirror it's suicide". I won't have a problem with the lyrical lines at all.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2008, 09:09:43 PM by Mtape »

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2008, 09:29:51 PM »
Is the video going to have the audio to match like all blended together?

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2008, 09:34:10 PM »
I could do that too I guess, might sound better, although I'd have to probably sacrifice picking the very best lines then to allow it to transfer smoothly and match up better. I was just going to cut and join them into a video more as a showcase than an actual mp3 blend but I might do the blend.
For the time being I'm just slicing all the clips that sound good then I'm going to decide how to join them.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2008, 11:16:18 PM by Mtape »

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 06:49:38 AM »
Ahh everytime someone asks me this question I go completely blank because there's so many to choose from, LOL. I'll get back to you.

lol I know what you mean, so overwhelmed with choice.
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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 08:24:48 PM »
ok well basically ANYTHING from the Grinding Freestyle
- Im every artist suge ever signed in one rapper
- my father didint want me here but i broke thru a trojan

Dream Big
- feel these words as if they were put in brail
- It's like I'm solar everyday your sun gon come up
- If money talks my pockets won't shut up

Stronger (freestyle)
- more fire arms than burnin octopi

Put You On The Game
- Mark Soulaburg started Facebook/ imma start FaceCrook/ a site for rappers who wanna Face Crook
- When i retire imma disapear with a black diva / and return when the worlds in need of a black leada

Thank God For That White
- What do i think about the industry, think its a fag-fest / rappers wearin there boxers backwards for easy access

2nd Coming/ Tuck Ya Ice (another one where anything is great)
- my words pain pictures / thats how my blind listeners found sight
- "greatest rapper alive" words from my mothers lips / if you dont believe her then her son will tell you "suck a dick"
- As a baby I sent lyrical signals through the umbilical
Ghost wrote my motherís poetry
Even she knew that I grow to be, a dope MC
- When I spit, even the dead hear it in a tomb
So when I'm spillin' lyrics I'm feelin' spirits in the room, (whaaat)
What up Pac, what up BIG, what up my nigga Pun, (yeah)
Eazy E, what up loc, Big L, what up son
Yeah I met Freaky Tah, yo what up don
Left Eye was my homegirl, what up hun
- If itís for this rap shit, give my life on the spot / If itís for the revolution, man Iíll sniper a cop
- Ainít it funny how societyís tryiní to bang us /When itís schools thatís named after some fuckiní slave owners
- Say Iím disrespectiní women when Rock n Roll invented the groupie
- Donít put prostitute to my lyrical flows / But it was hookers in the bible, them was biblical hoes
- And you tryiní to shift the blame to Hip Hop / I say Hip Hop Hooray, just like back in the day
- **Better pull that constitution out, read Ďem and weep / Letís look at the first amendment man / It say freedom of speech

Umbrella/We Takin Over
- Made 7 songs a day and it did not phase me.
Don't make me change the shit to Hip Hop Daily,
Record so much you wondering if Pac raised me.
- **Between hip hop and gangster rap, I'm the missing link.
- Both hands on the nine, like a quarter to ten

so i hope these are useful



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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 05:50:12 AM »
ok well basically ANYTHING from the Grinding Freestyle
- Im every artist suge ever signed in one rapper
- my father didint want me here but i broke thru a trojan

Dream Big
- feel these words as if they were put in brail
- It's like I'm solar everyday your sun gon come up
- If money talks my pockets won't shut up

Stronger (freestyle)
- more fire arms than burnin octopi

Put You On The Game
- Mark Soulaburg started Facebook/ imma start FaceCrook/ a site for rappers who wanna Face Crook
- When i retire imma disapear with a black diva / and return when the worlds in need of a black leada

Thank God For That White
- What do i think about the industry, think its a fag-fest / rappers wearin there boxers backwards for easy access

2nd Coming/ Tuck Ya Ice (another one where anything is great)
- my words pain pictures / thats how my blind listeners found sight
- "greatest rapper alive" words from my mothers lips / if you dont believe her then her son will tell you "suck a dick"
- As a baby I sent lyrical signals through the umbilical
Ghost wrote my motherís poetry
Even she knew that I grow to be, a dope MC
- When I spit, even the dead hear it in a tomb
So when I'm spillin' lyrics I'm feelin' spirits in the room, (whaaat)
What up Pac, what up BIG, what up my nigga Pun, (yeah)
Eazy E, what up loc, Big L, what up son
Yeah I met Freaky Tah, yo what up don
Left Eye was my homegirl, what up hun
- If itís for this rap shit, give my life on the spot / If itís for the revolution, man Iíll sniper a cop
- Ainít it funny how societyís tryiní to bang us /When itís schools thatís named after some fuckiní slave owners
- Say Iím disrespectiní women when Rock n Roll invented the groupie
- Donít put prostitute to my lyrical flows / But it was hookers in the bible, them was biblical hoes
- And you tryiní to shift the blame to Hip Hop / I say Hip Hop Hooray, just like back in the day
- **Better pull that constitution out, read Ďem and weep / Letís look at the first amendment man / It say freedom of speech

Umbrella/We Takin Over
- Made 7 songs a day and it did not phase me.
Don't make me change the shit to Hip Hop Daily,
Record so much you wondering if Pac raised me.
- **Between hip hop and gangster rap, I'm the missing link.
- Both hands on the nine, like a quarter to ten

so i hope these are useful


Nice post.

Mtape, I'll add some later.

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2008, 10:59:21 AM »
"You MC's ain't never wanna bout
You need to make like a caesarean section and cut it out"

Back in the day I used to love that line, LOL

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2008, 01:42:14 PM »
Thanks guys for the help. This is mostly for those people who for still some reason think he's whack or need some sort of proof I guess. I already had alot of those quotes and only went through a bit of the material quickly off what I remembered so I must be on the right track. I added some random lyrical stuff too to showcase that. Trying to throw stuff with alot of multi-syllables/good rhyme scheming if you know any.

Already have like 13 minutes of a mashup of audio. Going to put it all into one file for now that'll probably be like 30 minutes lol then I'll cut it all down to the best of in one shorter file and put it in the best order/bpm and all that.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2008, 01:52:09 PM by Mtape »

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2008, 09:34:55 PM »
I've Suffere too Long

The way the world is makin me crazy
cuz everywhere i go i just cant seem to escape me
My minds my worst enemy and that can't be
cause i'm thinking suicidal and that aint me

Quit Snitchtnin- (Ignition Remix Beat)

I'm still feelin adrenaline with the pistol when I'm peel'em
then kill'em like a villian with the penicillin when the
bullets... drillin'em
spinnin'em a whole round and I'm peelin'em
the villain is willin'em to keep beef to a minimum


Slighty off topic but did anyone manage to interpret what he was sayin in that hebrew line inone of his  song?
waiting for B.O.S.S. just like Hachikō

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2008, 09:42:53 PM »
Ya I got that second verse in there already (2:16 from Quit Snitchin'). What song/line are you talking about?

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Re: Best Crooked I Quotables?
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2008, 11:58:34 AM »
Sittin here listennin to some hhw, and this line about made me fall out my chair from week 43....

you soft as erectile disfunction/and my mindstate is like fresh out the dungeon.....omg are you serious??  Not one of his top 5 or anything but I just caught it for the first time
« Last Edit: December 31, 2008, 12:17:08 PM by Akademic »

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